1. Camera: Nikon D7000
  2. Aperture: f/1.4
  3. Exposure: 1/5000th
  4. Focal Length: 50mm

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demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.

humorking:

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

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heterophobianca:

livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on

cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

equated:

FOLLOW MY BRO!!! HERE’S HIS BLOG!!
http://gymnastkid589.tumblr.com/

equated:

FOLLOW MY BRO!!! HERE’S HIS BLOG!!

http://gymnastkid589.tumblr.com/

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