party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

"Sometimes not telling people anything is a good thing."
— Jason Myers, Exit Here (via perfect)
"No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together."
— (via v0tum)

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the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

  1. Camera: Nikon D7000
  2. Aperture: f/1.4
  3. Exposure: 1/5000th
  4. Focal Length: 50mm

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demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

itsnyaaabetch:

My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”

The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.

humorking:

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

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